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We Hate Ourselves, So We Watch Bad Movies – Eragon Extended Edition
Well, here we go again. Geoff and Tom nerd out at Eragon and point out how this movie is awful, while Shrew and Beth suffer. You can try watching the movie along with this episode, but it will become de-synced at a certain point due to the movie not even wanting to last its own runtime. Enjoy!
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Geoff, Shrew, and Tom gather around to talk about Umbrella Academy and to play a card game*!
*Card game not included in this podcast
We Hate Ourselves, So We Watch Bad Movies – Resident Evil: Childhood
Hey everyone! Welcome to the semi-late Halloween special for We Hate Ourselves! Today, we’ve got kind of a weird one called Resident Evil: Childhood. This was a home movie remake of RE that some guys did back in the 90’s and recently released on YouTube and Amazon. Enjoy!
Movie can be found here if you wanna watch along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnEcTJ5Dl6c
Read the rest of this entryWe Hate Ourselves, So We Watch Bad Movies – Unfriended: Dark Web
Hey Everyone! We’ve got a surprise episode comin’ in just before our Halloween special and it’s a doozy! Listen to Geoff, Tom, and Shrew suffer through the second Unfriended movie. Now with 100% less blenders!
Read the rest of this entryWe Hate Ourselves, So We Watch Bad Movies – Unfriended
Hey look, it’s October again! Let’s take a look back at a terrible scary movie and an old terrible sounding recording of us making fun of it. This was originally recorded on October 3rd, 2015 back when Sherman actually used Facebook! Absolutely ancient!
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We Hate Ourselves, So We Watch Bad Movies – Justice League (Snyder Cut)
It’s a double feature! We suffer through the long slog that is the Snyder cut of Justice League and get pretty drained by the end.
Read the rest of this entryWe Hate Ourselves, So We Watch Bad Movies – Justice League (2017)
Welcome to We Hate Ourselves, So We Watch Bad Movies! This is a series where…well we watch bad movies. We try to get a good sync point at the beginning so you can watch the movie along with us. Today, we watch Justice League and oh boy was that a trip!
Read the rest of this entryGeekBeerz Podcast 8: Artemis Fowl? More Like Artemis Foul
The guys get together for Sherman’s birthday and shit on Artemis Fowl.
Music in the intro was Time Alone by David Renda
Read the rest of this entryWe Hate Our Christmas Special 2020
Hey all and Happy Holidays from the GeekBeerz crew! We’ve been working on a series to release for a while, and what better time to release it than Christmas Day. In this series we are calling We Hate Ourselves So We Watch Bad Movies, we will be watching bad movies and TV series and you guys can watch along as well. We provide a sync point within the episode for you.
In this inaugural episode, we will be watching Spirit: Ri- I mean Super Monsters Save Christmas and My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever.
Music used this episode:Intro: Santa Claus’s Coming To Town (with lyrics) by EndaVanera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI0o4WwpXTY
Fail Music: So Sad from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Outro Music: What a Surprise! Kingdom Hearts 2
GeekBeerz Podcast Ep 7 – Oops! All Foibles
We tried something new this episode on Twitch, and it worked! Or so we thought…
Music in the intro was The Hungry Face a Stiff Wind by Austin Wintory from Tooth and Tail